THE JOKE IS CANON
this fuckign show was so full of the shittiest puns oh my god i loved this so much
Also featured in this episode were:
No one orders decaf like Gaston.
No one makes faces in spoons like Gaston.
No one breaks their leg like Gaston.
(Source: princepeterwolf, via smallworldofbigal)
[TW Childhood Sexual Abuse, Incest, Abuse]
I once had a guy (my ex-husband) tell me it was my fault he molested and tried to rape our 5 year old daughter because I wasn’t sexy enough. He had pressured me into having sex with him on the internet for money, and controlled who I was friends with, what I wore and controlled all the money. Hurting my baby was a deal breaker. He was tried in a court martial and served 5 years of a 7 year sentence. He has no custody or visitation, I get no childsupport. I’m OK with this.
(submitted by anonymous)